So we know we've been running an absolute barrage of '09/'10 stories, but we've got one more before we move on to the more important classes at Harvard :cough:'08 :cough:. We just can't leave this age range without revisiting that great legendary character, the myth of Harvard electoral supremacy that is Josh Allen. Oh Josh Allen, how we pined for you longingly as we read extensive Matt Valente emails about your incompetence (or was he talking about Ryan Petersen- we sometimes can't tell you apart). Oh Josh Allen, how we laugh and worry that you have no last name. You are, indeed, the Ron Paul of the UC, not because you remotely resemble Ron Paul, but because, like him, you have no surname.
But- wait!- a recent Facebook discovery has worried us- while the resident gurus of GossipGeek cannot recall seeing the great Valente last semester (we were told he was off romancing the ladies and gents in Hong Kong), you were around. Yet this semester, while we have seen plenty of the courageous Currierites luscious locks (now rivaling those of Mischa Barton), you, Josh Allen, seem to have disappeared off the face of the earth. Could you, in fact,
be Matt himself? Are you a Mather spy lurking in our hallways, feeding information to the enemy Matt (Sundquist)? Faithful reader, see for yourself how our worries pan out:
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sources reveal that josh has been spotted in the company of a tall dark stranger in lowell house. ;)
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