Roy T. Wiley IV '09: Above the Law

In yet another gaudy display of macho disregard for the System, Roy T. Wiley IV, Harvard Republican Club Secretary, was spotted leaving an exam 30 minutes early on January 24, 2008. After "allegedly" boasting to Matt Sundquist '09, "I will literally bury you in gold coins," during Wiley's losing bid for the UC Presidency, our hidden camera-man snapped this photo of his latest attempt to dress like the poor Everyman. Donning a simple patent-leather knapsack, Dockers, and a trendily backwards-turned cap, Wiley dispelled any lingering doubts about his humble roots as a lower-middle-class blue-collar steel worker. These "new threads," combined with his flagrant contempt for the rules, have finally restored his "street cred."

-Enigmatic Seal