Friday, January 18, 2008

Welcome to GossipGeek!

You have reached the tip of a very, very deep iceberg, my young friend. You have wandered into the territory of bloodthirsty sharks, of venomous snakes, of creatures thick and thin lurking, hiding, waiting to pounce on their enemies. You have found GossipGeek.

We here at GossipGeek believe in truth, justice, and the American way. We don't quite exactly believe in the privacy of Harvard undergraduates, particularly if they are attractive or their names are well-known on campus. We use all the arsenals in our repertoire- camera, phone, close friend, creepy stalker- to garner the absolute juiciest gossip on campus. Our blog is so juicy it reads like a filet mignon just exploding with all the Petros, Pierpaolo, and Santi you demand of a quality gossip rag. And we're all about naming names.

Besides keeping you updating on who is doing who, where, why and how, we'll also have the following regularly appearing segments:
  • Houselist Roundup: the best of the best on those goofy email exchanges, anonymously unless the person writing it is, of course, in our interest.
  • Because They're Mating: We're going to plagiarize Conan O'Brien (class of something, Mather House) and do an "If they Mated" with your fave celebs.
  • Professor Party and the Weekly TF Cameo: You think we'd stop at undergrads? Check here for our weekly splurge on everyone for Mansfield to Matt, the hot Life Sci guy.
  • Weekly Submissions: We submit to you, the reader, a chance to be published on our blog, anonymously or not (your choice). Whatever you send us, we'll publish. Even if it is just a blurry picture of Lucy Caldwell's bloomers.
...and many, many more!

So to you, dear reader, we extend a heartfelt welcome, and we hope you enjoy the site. And please, please, please contribute! We're always around at gossipgeek@gmail.com

Love,

Sally

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