Dunster = Illuminati HQ? We think so.

Dean David Pilbeam, who's all up in your grill, informed us that last Saturday several Dunster students participated in a naughty naughty naked paughty. No, we don't have pictures. Moving on. Attendees included Firth McEachern '08 and Kyle Krahel '08 (both members of the senior class comittee), Jenna Mellor '08 (who is on the H Bomb and was one of FM's top 15 seniors with Krahel), Benjamin Milder '08 (UC treasurer under Petersen-Sundquist), and Blessing Oyeniyi '10 (who "brought the whole affair to another level of sin"). Wait, wait this sounds familiar. And they were all wearing crazy masks, and the password was... "fidelio." And then Tom Cruise was found out and taken to the big room where they made him undress. And then shit got awkward.

In related news, the members of Gossip Geek also threw a hot and happenin' naked party... Actually, it was just me. In my room. Alone.


xoxo,
the pinch