Randall P. Sarafa '09, acclaimed business impresario, fine wine connoisseur, and runner-up to Matthew Sundquist '09 in last December's UC presidential elections, seems to be up to no good yet again. GossipGeek's intrepid paparazzi spotted the twinkly-eyed former FiComm chair waltzing about tonight with an unidentified male companion of smaller frame smoking the rainy night away on a lazy stroll through Harvard Yard (smoking what? Our perseverant journalists, unfortunately, lack the adequate sense of smell to tell us—but look at the pictures and judge for yourself!). But there was business to be done, people to meet and greet for the insatiable politician, and the nebulously-related pair hastily made their way to quite the bizarre destination: Sarafa's former home turf, Canaday A.
The gossipers among us believe the pictures below best depict the obviously nefarious business which Randall (code name: SaROFL) and his cohort were up to: a male escort service.
Sarafa and his employee quickly paced towards Canaday A, entering for about five minutes to see which room the arranged date would take place in. Apparently, his escort business was the motivation behind his campaign to "let upperclassmen enter freshmen dormitories." Shortly after, Sarafa and his staff member were seen in front of ABP dealing with some potential clients.
Further inspection of the scene uncovered the presence of one Harrison Greenbaum '08, magician to the stars, possibly soliciting business from alias SaROFL.
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