We get all types of tips from all types of tipsters around here at the GossipGeek offices, but rarely do we have such legitimate high-profile tipsters send us the deliciously juicy gem we got in our mailboxes this weekend. While tipsters are 100% guaranteed anonymity, we have to give special props to famed audacious detective babe Nancy Drew for finding the UC’s own Bonnie and Clyde enjoying a private meal at Boca Grande a few days ago. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we mean none less than Jon T. Staff V '10 and Andrea F. Flores '10 allegedly discussing the global domination conspiracy they have been working on since they became supreme overlords of the UC.
You know what they say: it takes two to tango, but three's a conspiracy, so we can only wonder who the dynamic duo are going to tap in order to build the system they're hoping to. Could it be ex-presidential candidate and Libertarian extraordinaire Brian Gillis '08? Or perhaps some younger blood, like mysterious sleuth Peter Bacon '11? Only time will tell!
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