Rumors are circulating that an anonymous tipster known only as "Facebook" has been sending emails to a varied assortment of Harvard students with the title:
"Bonnie Kavoussi invited you to the event "'Getting a New Phone - Need Numbers!'"
We can only assume that this means one thing:
Bonnie Kavoussi '11, the Barbara Walters of the Harvard Crimson, has gotten herself a new phone. We will keep you updated on this extraordinary development.

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