In the epitome of a capitalist destruction of all that is good and sacred in this world, we have gotten word that
Headband Guy '08's headbands are the new product in a line of items up for senior sale! While we are indeed saddened by the fact that Headband Guy '08 (who we openly reveal to be
Ciprian Stratulat '08 in this final post in gratitude and admiration) is, in fact, leaving us only with a second-tier substitute in
Johnny Bowman '11 (who does not wear headbands as often as we would like) the reality of these headbands being up for sale is a little too much for even us to handle!
To quote the sale email, those headbands "have been at boobie joints. They've been to the top of Mount Everest. They've been to the moon and back. They were at the Pformal. They were at Miss Pfoho." What the fuck, Headband Guy?
Also, if you give us one, we will raffle it off in a sweepstakes.
Always lovinging,
Enigmatic Seal
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