Kenneth Brewer '11: Our New DJ?

We all hear (talk? bitch?) about how there's no dating scene at Harvard, but GG did some deep undercover research and found one of the strongholds of chivalry: the LDSSA. That's right, Mitt Romney's five sons aren't the only sexy Mormons anymore.

Bachelor #1 (alphabetically, and in our hearts) is Kenneth Brewer '11. Why do we love him? Let us count the ways:

1.) We hear that he can speak six languages... one of them is bound to be French, mmm. Another is bound to be useful.

2.) He defies gravity.
And, aww, so cute!

3.) The name. It rivals DJ Smolinsky '11 in classiness, doesn't it? Unfortunately the closest match to "Barbie" we found on Facebook was Pierpaolo Barbieri '09 which is just, eww.

4.) His activities (also from Facebook): "Skiing, rugby, board games, card games, any game, organic chemistry, all-around nerdiness." In other words, a sweetheart... a certifiably-genius, Google-able sweetheart.

Deep sources have confided that Ken is quite the Don Juan among the chaste, hookup-free population (that is, like the rest of us, except voluntarily). Ladyloves have included Crystal Huang '11 (future executive/trophy wife/divorcee) and Nicola Harris '10 (has absolutely no skeletons whatsoever) among many, many others.

Note: This piece was written by our brand-new writer, who has yet to pick her proper pseudonym. She like newspapers, Mormon boys, and long walks on the beach. Please leave her some love!