Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Ben Bolger Important Phone Call ALERT!

You must forgive your humble correspondents at GossipGeek for the long delay in mouth-watering Ben Bolger '08 gossip/ public danger warnings, but, as you can see from the posts below, we were a bit distracted successfully misleading you once again into identifying us wrong. We're geniuses.

Anyway, while an oldie but goodie, this Ben Bolger graduation tip sent in by our dearest friend Humphbag was a long time in coming, and we realize that many crimes could have been averted if you had all only known what the Bolge was up to. While we have no knowledge of the unspeakable horrors involving celebrities and/or a camera that this renegade paparazzo has undertaken, we do know that he struck YET AGAIN at his own graduation.

Here you can witness actual photographic evidence of his crimes. Straight from the horse's mouth:

Please note that this pic was taken when I happened across him near the roped
off back-door area where JK Rowling was leaving Mem Church, as
if he were actually hoping for a photo op with JK Rowling to add to his
collection. ?!? Come on, Bolger. He was also shouting into his phone and trying
to sound important.
Typical Bolge, if you ask me. We will keep you informed as to the going-on in
the life of intrepid menace, especially during Convention season, when we have
been told the Bolge will be on a photo-op rampage.

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