Celebrity Quickies: The Dangerous Heat Wave Edition

• Sebby's favorite celebrity model Derek Nakano Jones '09, undertaking a new dangerous undercover mission as per his internship with the CIA. GossipGeek insiders have suggested that his new job may have something do with an affair involving disgraced Yalie Scooter Libby and Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez.

• Keeping the political theme, Dems president, popular blogger, and fan of Alex Petri '10's accordion-playing Jarret Zafran '09 (in the green shirt) making some shady business deals with someone who past investigations have linked to the famed and acclaimed brothel run out of Canaday A by UC Vice President Randall Sarafa '09. Perhaps Zafran has a suggestion on which of his employees are most...satisfactory?

• Everyone's most legend British best friend, Nikita Makarchev '11 (in red), talking up a jovial chap at the steps of some building in England (thanks tipster for giving us such detailed info!). We can only imagine that he was either asking for directions to Lamont or making new friends to join his Facebook fan group.
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John Abram '10, perhaps the original Nikita in his tendency to strike up conversation with everyone from Alumwire guy Alan Sahagun '? to the Spare Change Guy '∞, spotted on a school bus in rural Kansas. News on whether Chris Hansen was on location with a camera crew.


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