GossipGeek has just received word (and salacious pictures!) that UC presidential candidate and campus magnate Matt Sundquist '09 was spotted at the swanky Harvard soirée "Adam Jasienki ('08) Club Night Elite Edition"™, a red carpet event of the highest magnitude where campus stars convene to do keg stands and solicit casual sex from each other (or plug their political conviction of choice). While it may appear upon first glance that Sundquist should have always been hanging out at these events given his position as the Jupiter of the Harvard Pantheon, the mellow dude has never sought to make himself a party staple (many suspect that this is all in preparation for a future national political position). This past weekend however, he was flying like all the social butterfly at the special event, where it is also rumored that Peter Shields '09, Michael Henderson '11, and Lucy Caldwell '09 (sans Harrison Greenbaum '08!) were in attendance.Most notable of the outing was the change in style which our venerable fashionista exhibited: a Matt Sundquist traditional suspender suit matched with hair of style, length, and color that the shocked onlookers could only describe as "normal". Sundquist, who has been known to have hair of all shapes and sizes and sometimes even dye it outrageous shades of orange, came to the event with brown hair of medium length, which any spectator could obviously see from the clear photo provided.
When asked to comment by our fearless paparazzos on his new 'do (and the suspenders!), Sundquist replied "Something had to be done for Angelina and the twins." Way to go, Sundquist! Do it for charity!~Mozambique
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