Monday, August 4, 2008

GossipGeek EXCLUSIVE: Republican Club Decapitates itself, Speculation Begins

THIS JUST IN: Our offices have been drowning in tips today on the whereabouts of Caleb Weatherl '10, everyone's favorite Texas tycoon who also happens to run the Harvard Republican Club. Some tipsters are claiming that Weatherl is dropping out to become CEO of Halliburton, while others have speculated that he has been commissioned to run the Mexican Federal Electoral Institute, the IFE, for the upcoming 2012 elections. Whatever the case, HRC insiders at the office all agree that some changes are happening which would inevitably install Colin Motley '10, the current Vice Minister of Propaganda at the HRC, as commander in chief. Motley is a veteran of the Jeffrey Kwong '09 administration and as such well-equipped and experienced to command ship. Full GossipGeek endorsement!

We're more wont to believe that he's probably just taking a semester off to help Karl Rove not get arrested after feeding America's baby-faced hero straight into the mouth of our undergraduate institutions most dangerous media shark, Weatherl's blockmate Derek Flanzraich '10 (click here for hilarious video), but we're still curious as to what kind of future one tipster was imagining for Weatherl when they sent us this image, notifying us that he may be going on to greener pastures than cold, miserable Harvard:

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