Gossip Geek Goes Global (or, uh, Corporate?)

Wonderful news from Gossip Geek's new headquarters! As you all know, we recently did some spring cleaning and put together this lovely webspace you see here especially for our favorite stars: the future presidents, tv anchors, and sex bloggers of the world. However, what we waited until today to tell you is Peter Bacon '12 hasn't been the only person knocking on our doors every day for the past two months trying to get our lazy asses to write. In fact, the only reason we have been able to afford such amazing detail in our web design is because we recently became affiliated with one of the most prestigious organizations on campus - The Crimson!

That's right - The Crimson shelled out a hefty sum of $40,000 to your former editor-en-jefe for the name and rights to this blog, and made it up with the style and class that only a Crimsonite could maintain. Now it is Hoochie Coochie Man, Emperor of Love, and Mozambique - and not Roy T. Willey IV '09- that are literally buried in gold coins, which is the only currency the Crimson pays their business partners in. Here is a picture of us soaking up the sun!

Oh, and your new Gossip Geek here? Let's just say there was a reason the Crimson didn't have me back as an op-ed columnist this summer with my bf(f?) Bruno ;).

So stay tuned for all the salacious 14 Plympton Street gossip you could possibly want - it's an all-you-can-eat buffet of who is writing about who and which FM comper is sleeping with which President of the Crimson. Oh, wait...

[edit: April Fool's! Your GossipGeek would never sell out to those bourgie dilettantes over at the Crimson. And your GossipGeek would never accept gold coins as proper pay (lie)]