Friday, February 29, 2008

Nikita Makarchev '11 seen Outside Lamont Café!

The famously conspicuous mascot of Lamont Library Café was curiously not in his usual stomping grounds today. Yes people, Nikita Makarchev '11 left his makeshift home of pillows and coffee cups in Lamont. Apparently someone tricked him into leaving Lamont and he got lost, ending up in the Science Center. He looked confused as he circled around the Greenhouse Café… "Where am I..?" he was heard mumbling; surely Nikita felt like he was in parallel dimension. He made his way to the computer lab where a GossipGeek anonymous tipster snapped this picture of him printing out maps of the Harvard campus and circling Lamont multiple times. Nikita was not his usual self; instead of parading around and striking up random conversations in his British accent, he was tamer and only approached people to quietly ask them how he could find his way back home, British slang mysteriously absent from his quivering voice. Nikita: we hope you are still not stranded! Who knows what will happen to you once your Board Plus runs out at the Greenhouse!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

More famous than NIKITA MAKARCHEV????

I refuse to believe it. Who is it?

Anonymous said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Viscardi

Strockrow said...

Nikita is a legend mate, disallow that ridiculous comment you just wrote.

Anonymous said...

Hey guess what, Mikey? You can't just write a wikipedia entry on yourself and then pretend you're famous. So you won an award. Congrats, nerd, but you're still a nobody.

Anonymous said...

Also, I'm pretty sure that's not Michael Viscardi. It looks like Gabriel Rocha '08, the unbearably sexy Brazilian soccer player/poet-virtuoso. HAWTTTTT.

Anonymous said...

wow, michael viscardi, are you serious? that other commenter was right - you've obviously created a wikipedia article for yourself (or else your mom did it), which happens to look just like a college application, and are now trying to get famous by putting your name here...? that's so lame I can't even...

Anonymous said...

he didnt write that, the guy is too spaced out and unassuming to bother--his arrogant parents probably did, however.

Anonymous said...

He definitely does not know about this website. And who THE FUCK is Nikita Makarchev?

Mike Viscardi is definitely not a nobody. Unlike you.
--Alien

Anonymous said...

NIKITA!!! legend legend, mate. totally standard procedure. not to shabby at all. if i ever see you roaming around again, i'll be sure to help you get back home. allow allow.