Things we saw while parading the streets of Cambridge, and things you saw while doing the same that you tipped us about:
-Alex Sloane '09, prominent member of the Owl, trotting towards the final club from the Fox with gorgeous semi-Asian female in tow, identity unknown.
-The ubiquitous Luis Martinez '11 (yes, we follow freshmen, too), member of every organization on campus, running around the Lampoon wearing a feather boa over his pimp suit. Considering conflicting reports that Martinez is taking the semester off to tan in Hawaii, we cannot confirm the validity of this report.
-Windsor G. Hanger '10, beauty queen, strutting her stuff on the catwalk better known as Plympton (Pimp-ton?) street.
-Francis C. Martell '09, prominent former UC president, being physically removed from Cabot Mardi Gras between intermittent screams of "I love you, Randall [T. Sarafa '09]!" to miscellaneous blond freshmen and "Leave me alone, I'm the Currier Housemaster!"
-Sarafa himself, prominent Vice President, in the Quad, making a sketchy phone call to one of his "employees" in Canaday. Overheard: "Don't worry, it won't hurt. Plus, he's only in his forties, so he doesn't need pills for that yet."
-The same guy who sort of looks like Brian Kaufman '10 dancing with a guy who sort of looked like Nick Brown '08, but obviously wasn't, at Winthrop's painfully chaste Debauchery dance. The Kaufman clone (or Kaufman himself...?) was later seen conversing with Gregg Peeples, the Housemaster of Winthrop, about his dissatisfaction with the thickness of the provided whipped cream (in a can).
People no one saw and we wish we did:
-Everyone on the list to the side (especially DFlanz, Hugh Malone, and newlyweds Harrison and Lucy Greenbaum)
-Tracy Bjelland '08, crowdpleaser extraordinaire
-The always interesting Nick Brown '10 (as opposed to the sometimes interesting Nick Brown '08).
-Adam Jasienski '08, a party in a box.
-Paris Hilton and/or Charlize Theron (no school for them!)
6 comments:
MARTELL WE KNOW THIS IS YOU.
Where HAS Tracy been? Is she too coked out to be at school? **tears**
Tracy just doesn't hang out with people like you...by your comment you obviously don't know her at all. Are you really that bitter and jealous about some girl you don't even know and probably never will????wow.
Poster 2 what is your problem with Tracy? Write your name if you have such strong accusations to make....come on...you coward. You obviously won't because there's no truth to what you're saying.
luis martinez never goes out. it's obvi not him.
Then you obviously have never met Luis Martinez - he's partying every weekend and is drunk every weekend. He can be found wandering around the Law School yelling at small animals just about every Friday night.
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