Tuesday, March 18, 2008

The Circle of [Headband] Life

In an exciting development (and continuing with our supposed freshman theme for housing week), a Headband Guy '08 look-alike was spotted entering Mower B-entryway at approximately noon today. Upon further research, GossipGeek confirmed that there is in fact a Headband Guy Jr., Johnny Bowman '11, who can continue the fashion legacy the campus would otherwise so sorely miss over the next three years. Somehow, this up-and-comer has also substantially revved up the hot-factor of the headband - a mysterious and awe-inspiring feat. Let's compare a pic of Headband Guy '08's wild night at the Co-op party three weeks ago and a snapshot of Headband Guy '11 intimately embracing a spicy-hotttt woman with a perfect body, who seems ecstatic to be pressed against him:


Keep an eye out for this maverick, everyone -- his unusual accessories should make him easy to spot. Way to rock the headband, Johnny, and good luck in the Housing lottery tomorrow!



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