Kaayva Viswanathan '08: On the Loose

As highlighted by Sebby's previous post, GossipGeek is a cornucopia of opinion on legal troubles, celebrity secrets and hott guys. Some go to class; others do not. Some prefer tall, dark, handsome, sultry men that play ultimate on the Quad Quad, and others of us prefer the smaller, goofier, bigger-nosed variety. Some do not equate legal troubles with success and fame, but I sure as hell do.

And apparently I'm not the only one who does. Just as we here on staff are incorrigible, one prominent rule-breaker on campus was running about by the CGIS enterprise on the lookout for more laws to break, and maybe this time Kaavya Viswanathan '08 will be exacting her revenge through a crime much more vicious than mere plagiarism.

Here she is on the right-hand side of the picture, in the green with the Brown Bag of Crime over her shoulder, conspicuously flitting about on the lookout for a hiding place. When she (and this humble correspondent) heard the piercing sirens of HUPD justice on her tail, she did something so unprecedented that only the pictures can tell the tale:

As you can enjoy here, Kaavya swiveled to the side of the screen in the hopes of escaping the Freedom-Loving, Dopplar Effect epitomizing HUPD car, only to fall into the clutches of our intrepid paparazzos for one more time. Don't worry Kaavya, we understand: we've been running from the law, too, and our journey also ended at the click of a camera shutter.

~Mozambique~