"Glowing" Yardfest Opener Incredibly Better than Actual Yardfest Acts

Rumors are flooding the Gossip Geek offices that the Yardfest opener might perhaps be leagues better than the deceased Wu-Tang Clan and stale Gavin De Graw, who no one really knows. In fact, I believe that stating that all our wildest dreams will soon come true is perhaps a euphemism for the orgasm of sheer musical genius that awaits us at this aural extravaganza.

Now, I know what you're thinking: what the hell, Enigmatic Seal, what could possibly be this good? Clearly you must be exaggerating."

Oh, if only I was, because I don't know if my body could handle so much awesomeness, so much fun, so much... glowing. Here, we'll let you see for yourself:




xoxo,

Enigmatic Seal