In other circumstances, Gossip Geek would chalk this up to yet another romp in his unexpected wild rampage in the last few weeks. A tip from a not-so-trustworthy buddy revealed that Makarchev was recently jarred from his mind-numbing Lamont Cafe routine by the terrifying prospect of next year's move out of his reading-room nest and into Lowell House. (According to popular legend, Makarchev was accidentally placed in a Lamont classroom instead of a first-year dorm but liked it so much that he chose not to report the mistake to the higher-ups.) A man like Makarchev can effortlessly snag literally any woman he likes, with his wild mop of hair, the devil-may-care twinkle in his eyes, and a side-splitting stream of Cockney slang; and recently he's been putting his talents to full use. On facebook, the maverick freshman is pictured with a different young lady in every shot, their barely concealed breasts crushed against the lapel of his dark manly suits and silken ties. However, as today's sidewalk fondling turned to hand-holding, it became apparent that this short-haired ethnic mystery woman might mean something more for the uber-popular Class of '11 icon.
Has Nikita chosen a more permanent mate in a drastic effort to ease himself into a domestic mind-frame? Is he trying to fill the yawning emptiness inside him that was left in the wake of so many meaningless trysts? Or is this all simply a crafty ploy to nick this woman's skin-tight jeans for himself? Keep your peepers open for this star-studded couple in the next few days, and remember to send any exciting tips and pictures to gossipgeek@gmail.com!<3s,
Humphrey
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