Everyone's favorite magic comedian Harrison Greenbaum '08 scanning the hardcore Boston club scene for a fun night or a hot date. Rumors abound that the celeb cut through the red tape at such illustrious clubs as "Serenity" and "Aragon" like diamond through glass, but that may have just been the photographer's illusion. (A reminder that Harrison needs your vote to be famous!)- UC Power-playing bigwig honcho Jon T. Staff V '10 on the way to the seventh annual Cambridge Air Guitar World Champion Competition. Our trustworthy correspondents intrepidly stormed the Championships and found that Staff was bribing the judges to favor his candidate of preference, Rockness Monster.
Freedom figurine Marcus Miller '08 romancing up some hott ladies waiting for the T to arrive. Snippets of overheard conversation include "hey baby, you know what they say about men that ride the T..." and "I think I lost my apartment, can I sleep in yours?"
Mather Dining Hall Swipe Lady on her way to or from work. Having a suspicious conversation over her cell phone with what sounded like secret agents. Given her House affiliation and the magnetic-level buzz of suspicion around UC President Matt Sundquist '09 and his collection of international snipers, we suspect that the Swipe Lady may, indeed, be another minion in the surmounting military unit of the Sundquist-Sarafa/Flores-Staff juggernaut.
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