Meet Dr. Montgomery McFate '97. She's a celebrity bigwig at the Pentagon most notable for trying to convince everyone there that anthropology is the only way eliminate war forever and thus keep everyone that works there unemployed forever. She's also responsible for something called the Human Terrain System that is said to clone sheep or cure AIDS or travel to Mars or something. Either way, McFate is just about as legit as legit can get in the real world, or so we are told, and a perfectly serious, respectable individual.Except for, of course, those pesky rumors about being editor-in-chief of a Pentagon gossip blog called "I Luv a Man in a Uniform!". Please note the Pepto-Bismol Pink (tm) background, the shoddy Photoshop work and the comically graphic details of sexual attraction. Sound familiar?
Dr. McFate, we will take you word on it that you do not write ILMU, since GossipGeek is often erroneously associated with an flamethrowing conservative woman, too, but, plagiarizing GossipGeek???? Really????
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