Hey guys, it's that time of the year, and tomorrow you'll all be able to decide who you want to represent you on the most irrelevant organization at Harvard, the UC! To help you on your choices, here is a list of people GossipGeek 100% endorses. We picked our people based on popularity and how much we like their personalities, as well as their impact on the bigger scene and what they can actually accomplish vs. what they promise to do. We also took into consideration important factors like douchiness and corruption potential:
EAST YARD: Ned Monahan
WEST: Zachariah Hughes
NORTH YARD: Teddy Tiab
SOUTH YARD: Christopher Ballesteros
Houses:
Adams: Lisa Schnechner
Cabot: Maia Usui, Bobo Bose-Kolanu
Currier: Andrea Flores, Gabriel Unger (Jon Staff write-in)
Dunster: Rebecca Resnick, Peter Bacon
Eliot: Andrew Fine
Kirkland: Nadia Gaber, Sundeep Iyer
Leverett: Kia McLeod
Lowell: Anthony Britt, Sarah Honig (Steven Cupps write-in)
Mather: Christian Starling
PfoHo: Daniel Kroop
Quincy: Tamar Holoshitz
Winthrop: Abigail Brown
There you have it, boys and girls: the people GossipGeek would most want to see condemned to the eternal hell that is the UC. Vote or die!
2 comments:
more like HOLOSHITZ! oh wait
also, gabe unger is distinctly uncorruptable and unhilarious. he's quite serious and upstanding! mike mi is the trixy corrupt candidate, for sure.
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