If you read "Stuff White People Like"- which I do not- you will probably not find "brilliant salsa dancing skillz", and that's mostly because, well, they don't really have any. Just in case you didn't believe this after the seventh season of Dancing with the Stars or whatever, a trusted tipster has decided to remind us of this ghastly phenomenon with a dance with a Harvard celebrity- or at least a celeb to be.
We don't know who this guy is, but he looks like some sort of football player In the next few seconds, you will watch this man make Matt Di Pascuale '08 look like a discreet gentleman by swaggering all over what looks like the first floor of some Canaday (our guess is C, D, or E) and sexually harassing his totally straight, no-homo roommate. Success!
No, but, really- what? I suppose this is better than that one time some freshmen in Holworthy thought they were sexy, but, ????? Well, either way, congrats Mr. Patrick Bane '12, for catching our eye. Also note one of the YouTube tags on this video is "dancing tits".
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