So I know everyone is super bored with this whole election thing, and no one ever wants to hear about another election ever again (Obama 2040!), but apparently there's this whole UC election shitfuck that's about to happen soon, and people need to run for positions. Well, we're using our super-exclusive election connections to get down to THE TRUTH, and here it is:
Your three major UC presidential tickets are:
Andrea Flores '10/David Boswell '10 (Currier/Currier)
Tony Britt '10/Mike Kapps '11 (Lowell/Currier)
Ben Schwartz '10/Alneada Bigers '10 (The Crimson/Pforzheimer)
Peter Bacon '11/George Hayward '11 (Dunster/Currier)
Surprisingly missing from the list is Mather House, who usually has at least four tickets on the go, and Currier seems a little ridiculously overrepresented but, you know, that place is crazy.
We'll be doing some analysis on the tickets soon, so stay tuned!
2 comments:
ben schwartz=winthrop
ron paul = pizza
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