Here's GossipGeek's exclusive coverage of everyone's favorite Ben Schwartz '10-related failure (though how can you pick just one?), that one time we were supposed to go to a GirlTalk concert and, you know, act as if we were in a GirlTalk concert, but the CEB or the police or Drew Faust or someone thought having a rickety, narrow stage and pushing people as tightly together as possible would be a good idea. To quote Gregg Gillis himself, this fucking sucked. The blame is going to be tossed around like a hot potato, but it was quite obvious who was there to smugly hope some of the credit for organizing the event would sprinkle on them, so we might as well blame Schwartz and Alneada Biggers '10 by association because, why not? You got anyone better to blame this on? It's not like people wouldn't have been praising them like pagan deities if this had been a success, so might as well smite them for their hubris.BUT ANYWAY, here are some hilarious pictures from the night in a GossipGeek exclusive report:
Here's Biggers trying to warm up the crowd after the BMF did a pretty awesome step performance. If only that were the only event of the night. She is surrounded by a cable.
The celebrities were out in droves! Here we thought we had spotted Harvard's sexiest male comedy news anchor Derek Flanzraich '10, but instead we seem to have spotted Harvard's sexiest sophomore male Harvard Dem Sam Novey '11. There were so many celebrities that we couldn't even tell them apart! Or are Novey and Flanzraich secretly in cahoot??? Only one way to find out!Oh, hey- there's Derek!
In related news, maybe Vice-Presidential Candidate David Boswell '10!!
And here are some finals clubbers pushing their way to the front and hurting a bunch of tiny girls in the process- just another night at Harvard! No, but seriously, some of these dudes were brandishing expensive alcohol bottles, some of which hit your humble correspondent. Not cool.
ZOMG GIRL TALK!!!
Five minutes later, the Po-Po couldn't handle the fact that people were... dancing. Also, people were getting trampled by finals clubs member who felt they had the right to just walk all over the smaller, poorer elements of society and such.
The following two pictures form a series I like to call "sad pictures of Ben Schwartz failing at leadership with a funny hat":
In related news, maybe Vice-Presidential Candidate David Boswell '10!!
And here are some finals clubbers pushing their way to the front and hurting a bunch of tiny girls in the process- just another night at Harvard! No, but seriously, some of these dudes were brandishing expensive alcohol bottles, some of which hit your humble correspondent. Not cool.ZOMG GIRL TALK!!!
Five minutes later, the Po-Po couldn't handle the fact that people were... dancing. Also, people were getting trampled by finals clubs member who felt they had the right to just walk all over the smaller, poorer elements of society and such.
The following two pictures form a series I like to call "sad pictures of Ben Schwartz failing at leadership with a funny hat":
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