Some of our most beloved celebs have requested that we remove posts concerning them and refrain from writing about them in the future, and we have obliged without hesitation. Section Guy '08 (my new personal fav -- sorry Harry, but I'm a fickle lover), however, had a request that went a little something more like this: "Can you please make it look like I have friends next time? Because I do. I have lots of friends. I'm popular." So here is a picture of Section with his friends:
Ok, that's the wrong one. Sorry, I just had it sitting on my desktop for so long... Even if it's a poor job of cut & paste in paint, I just like to look at it sometimes when I'm feeling blue. Seriously, here's a real picture of Section Guy with friends:
I don't know who those other people are (probably libertarians), but they all seem to be enjoying his company. Look at how he's centrally placed in the photo, kind of like the queen bee. I don't really know why, but I always seem to end up with my head half cut off in all my pictures with my friends. And that's only when they invite me out. But I understand, you know. No big deal. We're all busy people. Except me. I just like to sit on my couch watching
Southpark online and drinking fudgeskey (1 part fudge, 2 parts whiskey, another remedy for when I'm feeling blue. Also works well before section). I hope you're happy Section Guy.
*~Google~*
No comments:
Post a Comment