GG OFFICES: A concerned close source to former Vice Presidential candidate Leonard P. Simmerman '09 has contacted us in search of information regarding his whereabouts. Simmerman, famous for his love of anonymity and his desire to be considered a non-entity at all times, has mysteriously disappeared from the online trenches of The Facebook. Sources close to the VP and the initially distressed source claim that this is just another ploy to propagate the old adage that Simmerman does not, in fact, exist, as a protest against the modernism that many of his colleagues adhere to. His post-modernist view of using the internet as a weapon against identity is distressful to many of those around him, especially those who fall easily for his identity tricks.If you or any of those around you have any information as to the internet whereabouts of Leonard Simmermann, please contact us immediately at gossipgeek@gmail.com. Any tips appreciated.
5 comments:
Interesting to note that Frances Martel's facebook status today was asking where Leo Zimmerman was...
I think we all know this is Frances...
Yup, I think it's pretty obvious who your "concerned close source" is, GossipGeek.
'Tards.
Why is "mysterious lady friend" a tag for this post?
I typed in "mysterious" and it auto-completed itself basically.
Actually, it's a reference to the tipster, or at the very least the author. Who is not dead.
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