The "Guy Who Looks Like Brian Kaufman" Firestorm Continues!

The conflagration that is “Guy Who Looks like Brian Kaufman ‘10” continues to smolder on rumors that the man himself was spotted somewhere on the Adriatic!
Yes, while we cannot confirm that this man is indeed Mr. Kaufman, the tipster pointed out that both individuals have brown hair and, according to sources of questionable validity, Mr. Kaufman was off jetsetting in southern Europe. While we are unsure of the exact nature of his trip, we can surmise that he was in talks with George Clooney and others as he raises more $$$$$ for Dennis Shulman’s campaign in NJ. Others suspect that this was, in fact, Venice! This would be an interesting coincidence, as Republican self-decapitator Caleb Weatherl ’10 was recently in the city on a summer program. Perhaps, in some last hoorah of sanity before embarking on the service of Darth Sidious/Karl Rove, Caleb decided to make it rain in Venice for the frequenter of the Quad. Let us not forget the gliterrati of Dan Alfino, Stephanie Perez, and Rheeqrheeq Chainey ’11 were also in the city of canals, Doges, and oligarchic merchant republics: any three of them could be holding mass Carnivale-esque soirees in the most serene republic’s streets for Lowell’s celebrated IOP hustler. Why do we think he’s hustlin’ for Shulman, Inc. We have this file photo to give proof:
Yes, BKaufman and THE BOSS. He knows Pablo, Noreiga (the real Noriega, he owes BKauf a hundred favors).