Election Day Gossips

Haha, I bet you thought we didn't see you drunkenly pushing the crowds towards Central Square on Tuesday night, huh Sam Novey '11? And I bet you didn't realize that we noticed you resemble a Latino Adam Goldenberg '08, too? Well, for what it's worth, GossipGeek approves.

But you all saw that hot Novey-on-Cardboard-Obama action. Little do you know what else we caught up with on Tuesday- so much that it took the entire rest of the week to catch up!

Tuesday afternoon, we happened to catch some illegal activity by the voting booths the likes of which we hadn't seen since... well, ever. Actually, we don't really know what happened at all, but by the time we looked outside, the police had cornered a mysterious man in a suit and perennial mischief maker and UC presidential candidate Frances Martel '09 and were giving them a "talking to". Our money is on voter fraud and money laundering, but you never really know with her.

Speaking of the UC Election Commission, we also caught Steven V. Cupps '10 running around somewhere near the church next to the cemetery on Mass Ave. with a walkie-talking, demanding from his invisible correspondent "the info". We actually think this has nothing to do with elections, but with getting some of that decriminalized celebration plant for the weekend, bros.

Head Dem Jarret Zafran '09 was predictably exuberant on Tuesday, fluttering around all of the Quad before storming the Cambridge streets with firecrackers and drums. Before leaving there, we saw him speak a couple of words of inspiration to international mystery man Mike Kapps '11, who is rumored to be planning a surprise UC presidential run. Note also the presence of failed UC candidate (yes, now BOTH Currier House Chairs are failed UC candidates) Michael Mi '10. We don't entirely know what to make of this.

Alternatively, we also found Zafran practicing for his Jeopardy! audition and his sabotaging of the upcoming UC Election. Also, Malcolm Rivers '09 was ALL over the place, giving Sam Novey a run for his money. We're not sure if he was the guy that gave that "we have a fucking black president" speech, but whoever that was, that guy is AWESOME.