An Important Message from an Unofficial Source at the Koenigs-Palmer Campaign

From an unofficial source inside the Koenigs-Palmer campaign:

After our extremely intensive vetting process on Facebook, Ms. [Aneliese] Palmer '12 emerged as the most qualified candidate for Vice President in Harvard history. Not only will she be the youngest person ever elected UC VP, she will also be the only one with a nose-ring. She seems friendly and nice and good with children. But unlike other VP candidates from Alaska, Ms. Palmer does not have any pregnant children. All in all, we are very excited about our prospects for this campaign.