Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Exciting UC Development! I Guess!

In the great political rat race that is acquiring the ever-important mega-celebrity endorsements, it seems like Charles James '10 and Max Wong '10 have rounded the curb with lightning speed the likes of which we have yet to see in this race, at least acceleration-wise. Josh Zagorsky '11, famed miscellaneous man of mystery, former UC candidate and elder brother of Universal Waste mascot Zags Zagorsky '12, has just endorsed James and Wong in the UC Race.Josh endorsed the Martel-Zimmermann ticket in last year's election, pertinent because he was the only one to do so on all of campus (outside of Martel herself and some random jokers on On Harvard Time, and IvyGate). Zagorsky is obviously an avant-garde way-ahead-of-the-times politician on a campus full of mediocre IOP shills, which almost guarantees that no one will listen to his endorsement. Too bad, because rumor has it that Josh will be endorsing himself in 2009, and we'll be right along with him.

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