Pararasgate Update!!

An anonymous tipster (who for the purposes of this post will be referred to as James) has just notified us of some news from deep within the bowels of the Harvard Crimson that could shed light onto the why and the how behind the sudden angry dash for the spotlight by one Jack Pararas '08 at the grand national disaster we like to call The 2008 GirlTalk Riots- Pararas maybe just really likes moshing! Check out this gem of a quote from a supposed Busta Rhymes concert that occurred on campus:
However, Jack F. Pararas, a prospective Harvard student from Needham, Mass., said the students who did attend the concert were not as enthusiastic as they could have been.

"I was sort of disappointed, to be honest," said Pararas, who was at Harvard for pre-frosh weekend and attended the concert. "It really wasn't the right crowd for it."

Yup, maybe HUPD really wasn't alerted just how bad GirlTalk was going to be, after all. To quote our tipster James, "apparently he's been cooler than everyone else and going to more concerts than everyone else since before he even got here... wow."