Section Guy '08: So Libertarian That He Has No Friends

During last week's string of wild parties, one of our tipsters happened to spot Alex Norbert Harris '08, a.k.a. "Section Guy," sitting alone in a booth at the Hong Kong, sipping daintily on the restaurant's signature and notoriously toxic Scorpion Bowl, which is meant for, well, more than one. Too bad we can't work up the heart to feel sorry for him, due to the hours of incredibly boring but informative torture some of us may have suffered at his hands in Justice section.

To be fair, Harris, president of the Harvard Libertarian Forum, was probably depressed by Ron Paul's inevitable withdrawal from the presidential race. (Though if Ron Paul ran his campaign in any way similar to the way Harris seems to run the HLF, we can see why it failed miserably.)

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