Ever so reliable, our anonymous tipsters have come through yet again, this time with a juicy tip about international mystery man Luis Martinez '11:
As someone who considers himself a good friend to Luis Martinez, '11, you can imagine my surprise to see him arrive at Harvard unannounced this last weekend. After meeting with several members of the UC, Crimson, and Harvard Republicans to plan his global takeover, Luis went to the Quad to party it up and get drunk and then wander around the Quad, making his way down back to the yard, but not before yelling at a few passerbys that "vertical stripes are much cooler than horizontal stripes" and demanding to speak with Harvard President, Drew Faust. After nobody answered the door at Mass Hall, Luis made a quick trip to Ihop where he kept changing his order (first he ordered pancakes, then he wanted a burger...eventually he settled on the fish and chips.) He then went to the law school library and fell asleep on his laptop, waking up a few hours later, at which time he called some of his Quad peeps, who then had to drag his hung-over self back to the Quad.
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