Friday, September 19, 2008

Roy T. Willey IV '09 Wins Over Our Hearts

Here at GossipGeek, we've never been too big a fan of failed UC presidential candidate and polo master Roy T. Wiley IV '09. His flagrant disregard for the law- a law which we hold tightly and close to our hearts- and the fact that he is buddy-buddy with members of the Harvard Republican Club have always
made us a bit queasy about this mysteriously Southern-accented Mid-Atlantic Upper-Middle-Class-Marvel. But we're also all about giving credit where credit is due, and barring the fact that he was endorsed by the HRC over an officer in their organization, he seems to have some fine taste in politicians. Take, for example, his facebook profile picture:Not only is he in the archaic "Biden for President" Facebook network, his picture is a classy '70s throwback of everyone's favorite sexy Vice Presidential pick- you know, the one that doesn't hate polar bears. Now that's change we can believe in, my man. Check out that delicious brown beret, the semi-porno sunglasses, the adventurous but confident stare off into the future. You sure do know how to turn a girl to your side, Mr. Wiley. Welcome to the family.

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