The Freshman UC Clusterfuck Continues (And Expands!)

GossipGeek has lost its faith in humanity. When we first brought you the named and acclaimed Christopher Ballesteros '12 scandal (new juicy gossip coming on that topic soon!), we thought it was and innocent-turned-toolish-turned-cheeky mistake, something that any doe-eyed freshman would do once when no one had explained the rules or made it clear that the rules applied to them at all. It also helps that Chris Ballesteros is a super hot wedding photographer, too, and since one day we want to be married, we'd like him to take our photos in exchange for votes or whatever it is he wants (fame? fortune? global domination? who knows!).

Now we present to you something far more sinister in nature- a deep, dark, malevolent force on the interwebs, creeping slowly up the gutters of the Information Superhighway and into our laptops:Oops, wrong file photo. We meant this:Yes, that's right: MORE ILLEGAL UC PROPAGANDA FROM FRESHMEN.

THIS HAS TO STOP.

We sort of like this Matthews guy, because he seems pretty pro-corruption, as per this quote:

The UC as currently governed is a relatively clean organization. Matt Sundquist ['09], for instance, is not the personal recipient of UC appropriations. This needs to change. As UC rep, I promise to direct as many student activities checks as humanly possible toward myself, my roommates, my friends and acquaintances, and my dear cat Pickles.

We like corruption. In fact, if you have some money to spare there, Mr. Matthews, please hand it over via Paypal. THX.

But that is beside the point. The point is- WTF ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING?! We know you all read our site. We know we've outlined for you what the rules are here. We love that you're breaking them, because then we get to call you out like that annoying smart kid in the front of the class that tattles on you for picking your nose. Because publicly campaigning for UC before the campaign season begins is sort of like publicly picking your nose, except a lot more embarrassing.

Stop breaking poor Steven F. Cupps '09's heart, ya'll. He probably had some faith in you in, like, July. And what we mean by that is- please keep breaking it, we get all the insurance money.

*Special thanks to all the people who forwarded us this link. It is pretty awesome for GossipGeek to be the long arm of the law.