Tuesday, November 18, 2008

HOT UC DEVELOPMENTS: The Peter Bacon Campaign Returns with a Vengeance

From a reliable source at GG:

A senior aide in Peter Bacon '11's campaign committee for UC President leaked some new information about his campaign. Peter Bacon had a falling out with [George] Hayward '11 and is currently looking for a new running mate. He has been courting Dem hero, Sam Novey '10, for the replacement spot but it looks unlikely that he will accept. He does have confirmation from fellow Dunster Resident and famed nudist Matt DiPasquale '08/'09 that he would be willing to accept the position but this is a last option for Peter Bacon since he would probably lose the Harvard puritanical base (which he has already solidly secured) in choosing DiPasquale. The aide also noted that Bacon has been putting the finishing touches on his libertarian-esque campaign platform which includes eliminating the UC fund, cutting back on spending on student organizations, and increased cooperation with HUDS to increase the amount of food that is healthy, environmentally friendly, and tasty as well. Representative of Bacon's love for rap music, his campaign slogan is going to be "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems."

You will remember Peter Bacon as the precocious youth that ran for the UC spot at Dunster earlier this year. He starred in one of our videos!

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