Sex Scandal Rocks and Shocks the Crimson (Key)

When you're in the business of being sexy (and making others so), the sultry seems to follow you wherever you go. That's what happened to our latest anonymous tipster, who stumbled upon the biggest GG scandal goldmine this side of the Lewis Liu international pimping conspiracy.

It appears that, asexual as some on the Crimson Editorial Board may seem, the woman on top is all about having a good time on camera. We're fortunate enough to have some fine footage of Editorial Board Chair Emma Lind 'o9 posing for our snoop's cam with her new boytoy, Crimson Key Society Vice President and Petros Shields '09 roommate Jimmy O'Keefe '09. The couple were clearly caught infraganti in the throes of passion, and while we here at GossipGeek wholehearted oppose pornography, a little inappropriate behavior never hurt anyone.

Because a picture is worth a thousand words, we'll let you all enjoy O'Keefe's dominant, heart-melting leer into the camera and his damsel's smiling exasperation at the camera's presence (and perhaps the absence of proper restraints on her wrists?) with little interjection. We can only suspect (call it wishful thinking) that a third party- one who has to sleep in that room anyway?- joined the party later on, abandoning the post-popstar photography stint for something a little more engaging.

We will keep you updated on this highly-salient campus development!